Per Sophie's moms' suggestion to us yesterday, I checked online for pictures and definitions of the coined term, 'molestache.'
Here it is, kids - found on UrbanDictionary:
"Any moustache, beard, sideburns, or any combination of aforementioned types of facial hair grown in such a way, or worn by such a person, as to convey a sense of creepiness; short for 'molester moustache.' Originally coined by Abraham Finkbeinner in some filthy frathouse basement."
I like new concepts, new ways of framing. And I like Sophie's moms.
